Hello!

Hi All,

Yar I know I've not been posting for a really really long time. Anyway, just wanted to let you know what's up. Yar I'm currently trying to write a book on John the Apostle. Haha, I know what you're thinking, that this will be an ego trip since my name is John also.

Anyway, that's really really not the point. Basically my story in its pilot phase will chronicle the life of John the Apostle from the days of persecution before he was exiled to the Island of Patmos by Emperor Domitian to quite a significant period of time after that. I'll leave that to your imagination.

Anyway, the posting will be up in chapters and it will take painfully long as I blog and write really slowly. It will be based on some form of online research chronicalling the life of John that is not recorded in scripture as well as a whole load of imagination by your's truly.

The first chapter will be when I feel like it but I've left the picture below to give you a sneak preview to what it will cover. Boiling pot of oil, Roman execution, Angels flying around, sounds exciting right? Yup, stay tuned for: The Lost Chronicles of John Chapter 1




John Lives for L.A.M (Lord of All Miracles)

Lost Chronicles of John Chapter 1

Prologue

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was with God in the beginning.

These words flashed in my mind as I was raised above a boiling cauldron of oil. It was a terrible time to be an Apostle during the reign of Roman emperor Domitian. Persecution was rife and martyrdom common. Many things have changed since that day of Pentecost. Once we were seen as a minor irritant to the Roman Empire, now we are fugitives, dead men walking among the living.

Like dreaded rats, we were slaughtered wherever we were. Executions became entertainment. Coliseums built to put away those who threatened the divinity of the Roman Emperor. One by one, members of the twelve were put to death. James, my brother by birth at the hands of King Herod, Simon surnamed Peter crucified upside down.

I looked into the boiling pot. Fear gripped my body. My heart palpitated convulsively as the heat from the cauldron tinged the skin of my face. Though my flesh trembled with fear my soul was filled with peace as I was slowly yet painfully lowered into the boiling cauldron.

Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me.

The psalm comforts me as I took in what was to become my last breathe.

Lifesized Action Man morphs into Armoured War Bear!

Hi guys,

Anyway, during the week, there has been alot of speculation over certain events and whether the Armoured War Bear was involved in those events. Anyway, as the spokesperson for the AWB, I am here to quell those rumours. So let me start with the very first one.

Q1) Did the AWB have anything to do with the lightning assault on the merlion one week before the Singapore Biathlon 2009 commences and aren't bears the natural enemy of lions?

A1) No. Though the timing of the assault may be conspicuous, lightning strikes are a common phenomenon in Singapore and as one of the tallest water spouting monuments at Merlion Park, it is a matter time before our national icon goes through a baptism of fire, or in this case baptism by lightning (take note that Water is a good conductor of electricity). What would be conspicuous is if the Merlion cub was struck by lightning instead of the original Merlion as the Merlion cub is alot shorter and spouts less water.

I can see how the potential rivalry between the AWB and our Merlion can be construed however the Lion is the King of the Jungle while the Bear is the King of the Forest both governing different areas without different judicial styles. Furthermore, the Merlion is a cross-breed between a Mer (whatever that is) and a Lion, hence, it should be the King of the Sea a completely different terrain from the AWB. Hence they are not natural enemies but are instead strangers lost in translation.

A2) Was the AWB involved with the stabbing case of the EEE professor since it is conspicuous that electricity struck a professional water spouter on Saturday, and two days later an electrical engineering professor was struck.

Q2) Errrr..... No comment.

Ok that's all the questions I feel like answering today. 4 days till the Dawn of the Armoured Warbear!

John is L.A.M. (Lightning Assaults Merlion)

Felicia Ng Su Hway

Ok I'm back here blogging again.

And today, my topic will be on the acronym of Felicia Ng Su Hway

For
Every
Lonely
Individual
Christ
Is
Always

Near
Giving

Support
Unceasingly

Hopefully
Waiting
Anxiously
Yearning

Yar, that's my post for today.

John is L.A.M.

Armoured War Bear FTW!

Today I am going to blog about the Armoured War Bear or if you're American, the Armored Freedom Obama is President War Bear.

Over the past few days, I've been pelted with questions regarding the Armoured War Bear and today I will try to answer some of them.

First of all what is an Armoured War Bear?

Armoured War Bears are the cousins of the Polar Bear who share the same territory on the North Pole. Though evolutionists would like to think of the Armoured War Bear as an evolved form of the Polar Bear, the truth is actually further away from that.

The Armoured War Bear is actually the predecessor of the Polar Bear who have since lost the genetic information for growing lumps of fur and hair compacted so tightly together that they form a hard carapace which gives Armoured War Bears their "armour". (Basically what I'm saying is, Armoured War Bears are not the "missing link" that evolutionists have been desperately trying to find to salvage their largely unproven hypothesis (yes its not even a theory) on evolution.)

Though rarely seen or documented, the Armoured War Bear (henceforth known as AWB cos I'm just too tired of typing Armoured War Bear) has been immortalized in various media such as the Golden Compass

Or more recently, the Soviet War Bear.


However, I seriously doubt that any of these renditions potray the true essence of an AWB which has recently become a symbol for many aspiring biathlon participants as the epitome of "amphibiousness". Anyway here is my best impression of an AWB.



Ok I know what you're thinking, that this looks more like John Lam's abs rather than an AWB. But, I did tell you that this was my impression of an AWB and I was really trying to do an impression of an AWB and this is really my best impression so you have to take it or leave it.

Anyway, some of you might be asking that if the AWB is so powerful, why isn't it used by the greatest armies in the world for combat purposes?

Well let me answer this question? Just because you haven't heard of an AWB being used in combat doesn't mean there isn't one. Let me give you an example from the Greatest, most Powerful military in the entire WORLD - the Singapore Armed Forces.

Ok I know what you're thinking but please bear in mind, that the SAF has not lost a single war since Singapore's independence in 1965. Just compare this with USA's track record who since 1965, have lost half of the wars they fought! Singapore - 100% (A+), USA - 50% (C-).

Anyway back to the point. The SAF believes in the power of the AWB so much that they have in their arsenal not just the Armoured War Bears but also the

Infantry War Bear

Guards War Bear

Commando War Bear

However, though tempting, SAF has not enlisted the Signals War Bear as their paws are just too large for the tiny buttons on those signal sets.

Anyway, my point is, don't mess with the AWB and if you ever find yourself face to face with one, you're most likely dead unless you're both in a Biathlon as it is against the rules to eat other participants and AWBs have more integrity than to break the rules.

Oh yar talking about Biathlons, I'll be participating in one next year yay and I promise that there will not be any AWBs around. They hate the equatorial regions anyway.

John is L.A.M (Lean Amphibious Machine)

P.S: L.A.M is not liable for any activities/foolish actions/foolish questions that results from naive individuals who would believe a fictional report on a make-believe creature without doing any research of their own.

And David served his Generation

Ok I know I haven't really been posting and the last time I did was like 5 months ago? So I've decided to post a little today.

Over the past few weeks maybe months, my mind has constantly been filled with acronyms. Acronyms such as YPM and YPMS. Anyway, in case you do not know what the two acronyms mean, let me warn you that the rest of today's post would probably not apply to you as well.

Yar, two day ago I went through an ultra-classified top-secret meeting which I will not divulge any information about. (Sorry for the tease). Anyway, the point wasn't what happened in that meeting or that we are planning on world domination but it was what I learnt from that meeting.

I learnt that being a leader is not always easy. I learnt that leaders are humans too. They come with flaws and with bits and pieces that makes some people laugh and others cry. I learnt that being a leader means that whatever you do carries more weight and that every action or inaction you make has a higher consequence and bears heavier on your conscience.

Despite how tough it might sound to be a leader, I believe that there has never before been a point in time that leadership, any form of leadership is as wanted, needed, prayed for, thirst for, fasted for, hungered for than at any time in YPM's history. These are dangerous times for each and everyday, I am reminded that the Lord is coming.

Wars and rumours of wars. Nation rising against nation. Kingdom rising against Kingdom. Famines and Earthquakes in various places. False Christs and False prophets appear in various places.

These are times when leadership is important. These are times when the youth have to stand up and serve their GENERATION. I have served my generation for the past decade and I see my generation's time of service in this ministry coming to an end.

I urge the Samuels to stand up and say 'yes Lord'. I urge the Davids to slay their Goliaths and stand in the gap for their generation. I urge the Levis, the Josephs, the Enochs, the Benjamins, the Timothys, the Barnabas's, the Daniels, the Petras to live up to their names.

Joseph the dreamer, who through his obedience brought salvation to not just the Jews but also the Egyptians and the rest of the World. It is your time to stand.

The tribe of Levi, set apart as a tribe of priest, holy, pleasing and acceptable to God. It is your time to stand.

Daniel the captive of Nebuchadnezzar who taught 3 generations of pagan Kings who is the real God of this world. It is your time to stand.

Timothy who in his youth was picked to lead a New Testament Church. It is your time to stand.

David who slayed Goliath and was a man after God's heart. It is your time to stand.

Barnabas who was not afraid to stand by God's messengers in their times of trouble. It is your time to stand.

Benjamin whose name was changed from the son of my sorrow (Benoni) to the son of my right hand (Benjamin). It is your time to stand.

Petra the rock who will shelter the Lord's people in the times of the end. It is your time to stand

And my dear Enoch, the one who walked with God in the most intimate of ways. There is no better time than now, for it is your time to stand.

The Lord says in 2 Chronicles 7:14: if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land.

It's time to stand. It's time to pray. It's time to be humble and seek his face. It's time to hear from heaven and ask for healing. It's time to heal this land. You have been created for a time as this. It's time to stand.

Miraculously I think, it was somehow appropriate that the newest group is named David because David served his generation and for YPM, it is time to stand, pray and serve our generation.

John is L.A.M (Loved by the Almight Messiah)

Meaning of John Lam Zhenren

Hello all, I did some thinking to find out what does my name mean and this is what I came up with!

Jesus
Our
Holy
Nazarene

Loves
All
Men

Zealously
Hoping
Every
Nation
Reveres
Elohim
Never-endingly

Wah cool man. My name got Spiritual Meaning. Just as John the Baptist came to prepare the way for Jesus, Jesus came to prepare the way for the men the know the Father.

John 14:6: I am the Way, the Truth and the Life. No one comes to the except through me.

Jesus was a Nazarene (born in Nazareth). He came as God to the Earth, so that all men may come to know the Father.

Acts 1:8: But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes on you; and you will be my witnesses in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the earth."

and to show that the God loves all men, He came and died for us.

John 15:13: Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends.

Isn't that amazing? Cool man. Anyway next time, I'll explain to you what does my girlfriend's name mean.

John is L.A.M (Lunatic of the Amazing Messiah)